As you can imagine, I was infinitely pleased with the outcome of the general election. Sure, I was taken aback by the magnitude of Barisan Rakyat‘s emphatic triumph. But, nobody will give me a vindictive stare if I say Barisan Nasional deserves what they get. In fact, I’ll go at length to pronounce that this is the beginning of an end.
Pak Lah, now that you know the wrath of the rakyat is irrepressible, will you still consider sending another vacationer to space? Will you still doze off during important meetings? Will you still give empty promises? Will you have the guts to attend Dewan Rakyat and face the piercing grill of the opposition on a regular basis?
Will you? Dare you? You must be mentally and physically drained. I shall leave you to your mammoth task of rebuilding the confidence in your decrepit administration. Good luck. Really.
Right now, I am dizzy with euphoria. I cannot exactly describe to you the nature of my delight. But to the bloggers out there: if you happen to stop by my ‘brand new’ state of Selangor, let’s go get a beer and talk about it.
The beer is on me and we have plenty to talk about.